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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote 2022-04-28 01:57 am (UTC)

1) The Hat of Vermin - rat hat bat hat rat hat bat hat rat hat bat hat rat hat TOAD HAT bat hatrat hat bat hat rat hat bat hatrat hat bat hat rat hat bat hat (It's a hat that produces a rat, a bat or a toad 3 times a day.)
2) A Colorful Rock!: A glowing gem in one of six colors. They are very pretty, but utterly useless. Might make a good paperweight? This one is blue.
3) Dancer Outfit The perfect revealing outfit for a dancer!
4) Cross: A simple black wood cross hung on a string of glass beads.
5) Heat Pad A small cloth pouch that feels as if it's filled with rice. Can be heated and applied to an aching muscle or used to heat a cold bed.
6) Quinao Quties: An adorable stuffed animal that resembles a dog. Better collect them all, they might really be worth something one day!
7) Feel Good Gummies: A small bag of leaf-shaped gummy candies in lima beans flavor. Makes you feel reeeeeeeeal good after a long day but maybe only eat half to start then wait 30 minutes.
8) Bathbomb: When dropped in a tub of water it will turn the water blood red and release the smell of raspberries into the air. Good for soothing sore muscles.
9) 10-ft Pole: A pole made of a very hard wood EXACTLY 10 feet long. Weird that they don't sell these longer than 10ft.
10) Feel Good Gummies: A small bag of leaf-shaped gummy candies in mash potato flavor. Makes you feel reeeeeeeeal good after a long day but maybe only eat half to start then wait 30 minutes.
11) Bag of Ball Bearings: A cloth sack with 1000 ball bearings inside. Looks like it might make a 10ft area difficult terrain if dumped out.
12) Crystal Ball: A popular prop for fortuneteller. Don't leave it near direct sunlight or it might set your house on fire.
13) Chain: Ten feet of sturdy iron chain.
14) Sports Ball Great to throw and or bounce or...shoot? (This one is a soccer ball)
15) Whiskey (Shitty Quality): A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.

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