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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote 2022-04-25 01:14 pm (UTC)

1) Starchy’s Motorcycle: A sweet hover bike, perfect for brooding with the wind in your hair.
2) Noxious Chemical: A vial of a clear, strong smelling chemical. It probably belongs to someone who is callous in their methods.
3) Fun T-shirt!: A soft t-shirt in just your size with a fun quote emblasoned on the front.
4) Tarot: A deck of tarot cards. Even if you don't believe they can tell the future, the cards are a work of art.
5) Face Wash: A scent-free daily face wash.
6) Nail Polish Remover: Smells acrid, but it will remove polish from your nails. Probably other things too.
7) Nail Polish: A small bottle of chocolate brown nail polish.
8) 10-ft Pole: A pole made of a very hard wood EXACTLY 10 feet long. Weird that they don't sell these longer than 10ft.
9) Pidgeon Shoes: A pair of heels that look like a pidgeon and they're just your size!
10) Boomerang: A special quadboomerang that resembles two thick steaks tied together.
11) Ice Cream Sandwich: Tastey cookie icey creamy
12) Foego: A bottle of highly sugary soda. It's more sugar than liquid now. The flavor is HOT PEPPER SAUCE.
13) Crimson Ox Energy Drink: A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.

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