1) Draconite: A jagged cut of some sort of heavy, dense precious stone. The surface is cloudy and cracked, but it reflects many different, shifting colours in the light like an opal. It's cold, no matter how long you hold it in your hand.
2) Beef: Thin slices of raw beef. Hope you have some way to cook these, because it'd be a shame to waste.
3) Shield of Heliodor: The legendary symbol of the greatest knights of Heliodor.
4) Stuffed Jaguar: A small jaguar plushie. It looks handmade - and quality, too!
5) Whiskey (Shitty Quality): A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey.
6) Rockport Signature Brand Shampoo: A 16oz bottle of shampoo that smells of eucalyptus.
7) Fancy Lotion: This shea butter lotion is very creamy and smooth. Smells like hops.
8) Rockport Signature Wine: A mediocre rose wine with notes of bubblegum.
9) Face Wash: A scent-free daily face wash.
10) Bubble Bath: Bath in luxury with this rich smelling bubble soap. Your roommates may have to use another dorm's bathroom for a few hours but that's the cost of ~luxury~.
11) Wall Chicken: There's a delicious and hot roasted chicken here- you just have to break through the stone box surrounding it first.
12) Disguise Kit: It's just a bag of fake beards.
13) Hirshey's Physical Affections: A bag of small, bell-shaped chocolates. The tag sticking out of the wrapper says "Physical Affections".
14) Playing Cards: A deck of completely normal 52 playing cards. Absolutely nothing weird about them.
15) Cat Blanket: Super soft with a picture of an adorable kitten naping on both sides!
16) Body Pillow: A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.
17) Fruit & Nut Basket: A large red straw basket filled with oranges, grapefruits, several varieties of apples, pecans, walnuts, and Brazil nuts. Unfortunately, a nutcracker is not included.