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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote 2022-04-21 01:05 am (UTC)

1) Gondolian Cake: A slice of delicious cake that’s topped with buttercream and strawberries and has a layer of icing and strawberry filling through the middle.
2) Mystery x Mostro Drink: A mystery drink! It’s an extremely delicious clear soda with colorful gummies inside. The gummies exponentially add to the flavor.
3) A Seaweed Wrap: Made from seaweed imported from the Northern Water Tribe. Guaranteed to make your skin glowing and beautiful. Make sure to wear it for a minimum of half an hour, or the antioxidants won't soak into your skin properly.
4) Fishing Pole: A lovely activity for a father and child
5) Lip Balm: Smells of sawdust while moizturizing your chapped lips.
6) Set of Dice: A full set of polyhedral dice of a random design, perfect for randomly coming up with a variety of numbers.
7) Whiskey (Nice Quality): A bottle of whiskey. It tastes expensive.
8) Nail Polish Remover: Smells acrid, but it will remove polish from your nails. Probably other things too.
9) "Wizard" Cloak: A kinda cheap feeling pink velvet hooded cloak.
10) Lube: When you need one thing to slide into/out of another.
11) Nail Polish Remover: Smells acrid, but it will remove polish from your nails. Probably other things too.
12) Sports Ball Great to throw and or bounce or...shoot? (This one is a golfball)
13) Golden Toilet Seat: Just what it says on the tin.

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