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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote 2022-03-27 08:14 pm (UTC)

CONGRATULATIONS

1) Pidgeon Shoes: A pair of heels that look like a pidgeon and they're just your size!
2) Odyssey Brand Condoms: Ultra durable for the long haul.
3) Rope: 50ft of hemp rope. Why does it feel like everyone has this?
4) Childchime Mini Cheese Wheel: A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow.
5) Set of Dice: A full set of polyhedral dice of a random design, perfect for randomly coming up with a variety of numbers. This set is swirling purple and blue!

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