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Ars Arcana Mods ([personal profile] arsholes) wrote 2022-03-24 11:54 pm (UTC)

CONGRATULATIONS

1. Imperial Court Attire: A set of clothes combining armor and fine clothes. Most eye-catching is the gold-accented white overcoat.

2. Bearies Creme-Filled Cakes: A box of yellow creme-filled cakes. The cakes themselves are moist and beary delicious.

3. Charleston Chew: Share it with your dad! Share it with your son! Share with your dad/granddad who is also your son/adoptive brother!

4. Fancy Lotion: This shea butter lotion is very creamy and smooth. Smells like cucumber-lime.

5. A Crystal Skull: A skull carved from pure rock crystal. Some think skulls like this were created hundreds of years ago, perhaps with alien intervention.

6. Body Pillow: A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.

7. Coffee (Nice Quality): A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.

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